Suck, Swallow, Breathe (repeat as necessary)

(sorry for the late post everyone! -mom & dad)


Day 68, 1460 grams

My apologies to aunt Becky for being so boring today for her. I'm a baby, aunt Be, when I gotta sleep, I gotta sleep! I also had visits from Oma and Baka today, and I was a little more active for them. A nurse asked me if I liked having visits from my grandmothers, and I thought, "What the heck does 'grandmother' mean?"

Here's a tip for everyone: NEVER get between a baby and his breast! Tonight mom tried to kangaroo me after I had already eaten (via the tube-boring!). As soon as I was placed on her, I began my quest for the breast, much to the amazement of my nurse. Apparently I'm supposed to be too little to pull this kind of advanced move, but I wanted that booby! When I finally got my way, I latched on to that thing and had a snack, then mommy decided I had enough. Big mistake. Huge. Mom, I'll let you know when I've had enough. I raised such a racket that I'm sure I must have woken up a few of my neighbours. Heck, I was so loud, Japanese pearl divers could probably hear me! So back down I went for a good 20 minutes. And mom thought that her pump had a lot of suction! I left her so battered and bruised you'd think that she hooked herself up to a shop-vac. I totally own this whole breast feeding thing. Baby, I am one bad mutha sucka.

I'm a complicated kid,
But no one understands me but my mother.


AOV